Chucktastic
December 20, 2006 Posted by Al Castle
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I just rediscovered http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
As seen in Sidekicks, Chuck Norris can climb a rope with one hand, and one hand only.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don’t know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn’t kill you in your sleep.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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I had KARATE WRANGLER SEX once. It wasn’t as cool as it sounds — the karate part was great, the wrangling not so much.
Blowing bubbles with beef jerky? Holy vomit, batman.
Please delete my last comment, which many will find offensive.
Cheerio!