Poopy Time Wisdom
February 18, 2007 Posted by Al Castle
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Categories: Squirrels
“Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”
Brilliant. I might add that if you ever want to go beyond putting your friends hand in a container of warm water while they sleep, this would be the way to go. Especially if they have tiny creepy hands.
More humorous wisdom ala Dave Berry here.
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You prolly shouldn’t put tiny creepy hands in water anyway. That might spawn the evil that lurks beneath, and they might start throwing cabbage at you.
Kinda like how you’re not supposed to get gremlins wet?
Cabbage?