Don’t Mess With My Browser
November 4, 2007 Posted by Al Castle
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Categories: Puter Stuff, Web Design & Dev, gnash-teeth
There’s so many things that piss me off about web development and design. Generally what passes for it. I just experienced a big pet peeve. I go to a page and it resizes my browser to full screen. Wtf? Why not have all your navigation be java applets and a 007 midi playing too.
I had all my windows right where I wanted them. Sure I could disable Javascript or only allow approved scripts. Anyone of you who suggest such impracticalities I hope you burn in whatever place of damnation your belief system provides.
If your site requires greater than 1440 x whatever resolution to be viewed you should take your freaking Front Page 98 install cd and cut it so its all jagged, then force it into your brain stem via your eye sockets and a dirty plunger. Ass clown.
(I had to edit this - the original was far to vulgar for even adults, truck drivers and psychopaths.)
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While I’m talking about browsers it got me thinking. Wouldn’t it be cool if ugly people couldn’t be seen? In real life I mean, yeah so instead all you saw was something like this floating in the air before them, blurring them out:
The person “http://ugly.example.com/images/picture.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors. And is hideous.
While yer at it, why not just erase the existence of ugly people in general?