Camouflage - Fashion For Men
November 10, 2007 Posted by Al Castle
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Categories: Fashion, Friends, gnash-teeth
Camouflage clothing is acceptable for military and outdoors usage for both sexes provided that the clothing is being worn to, from, or during military/outdoor activities.
Camouflage should not be worn, ever, by men as casual-wear. That is, it should not be included in the rotation of your street clothes. Cutting them off into shorts or the sleeves off a jacket - you look like an idiot.
While I’m at it - women should also avoid camouflage, chances are pretty good you’re simply not hot enough to pull it off.
That is all.
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I really want a pair of camo pants. I’m gonna pretend this post doesn’t apply to me.
(p.s. what does “our during” mean?)
I consider you “one of the guys” thus this applies to you as well.
(Damn spelling nazi.)
I think “the ladies” should be allowed to wear camo if the fabric is used in traditionnale forms — for example
the classic ankel-length camouflage dress
the complexion-sparing camouflage bonnet
the deeply sexy but profoundly troubling camouflage corset
Of coruse, if you’re one of the guys none of these relics of the petriarchy should come within shooting distance of you.
Please note the solidary misspellings I’ve left in my copy. If your blog doesn’t like HTML formatting, I may have left more than misspellings.