Sexiest Homeless Women
February 17, 2008 Posted by Al Castle
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This is really weird. I just stumbled upon, the Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door 2008 Contest. Seems like a really dumb contest idea. Why not the Sexiest Homeless Women of 2008. Now that would be interesting, cause for the bios of each contestant they’d have to count their teeth. Or maybe something like MTV Homeless Crib Contest. Now we’re thinking outside of the box. (oh! pun.)
I don’t think I personally know any vegans that are hot. All the chicks I think are sexy are meat eaters. Mmmm. A steak from Chris Ruth’s sounds really good right now. With a hot, scantly clad meat-eater sitting across from me.
It’s almost 4 am, cut me some slack for posting while delirious and on an empty stomach.
Crumbs In My Bed
February 17, 2008 Posted by Al Castle
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It’s almost 3:30 in the AM. Taking naps at four in the afternoon kinda muck with the whole natural flow of things. There’s nothing on TV, I’m too brain dead to actually do anything, and too lazy to cook now that I’ve realized I haven’t eaten.
…few minutes later…
The crumbs from my fine meal of Cheetos and Ruffles refuse to get out of my bed. I just washed my sheets yesterday too. Sigh. I wish they were chocolate chip cookie crumbs instead. That sounds REALLY good right now. So does some fried chicken. And hot coffee. Maybe a McDonalds bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit or three.
Ugh.
