coach lyle
March 24, 2008 Posted by Al Castle
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Categories: Castle, Fitness, Friends
early this morning i talked to my friend lyle about the grand idea of going to the gym. by this evening i was tired and had a headache. coach lyle would have none of that.
“quit being such a whiny little bitch or i’ll kick you in the baby maker!”
ok. well that’s what i heard, what she really said was something like,
“suck it up castle”.
in any case, i went. i swam laps. pushed myself too hard. almost drowned - twice. a guy about 70 was out lapping me 2 to 1. i can seriously barely move. i feel like such a slug.
i guess i shouldn’t have smoked on the way to the gym.
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We’ll work on your smoking habit in next week’s session.
Now quit overracting and get your ass back in the pool!
You’re supposed to smoke when you leave the gym. And shouldn’t your people be good at crossing bodies of water?
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