Comparitive Power Analysis: God vs Superman
June 3, 2008 Posted by Al Castle
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Categories: Squirrels
Tags: god, hulk, powers, superman
To continue on with my Hulk versus Superman proofs, we’ll see below that Superman is such a pansy, the writers have continually tried to increase his powers to the point that he should be omnipotent in a few short decades. Even so, it is clear his weaknesses are the same and the Hulk can beat him senseless. I present the following which is only part of the information presented on the original website and is stolen verbatim from David Schultz
Superman has over time gained powers including (but not limited to):
- Effortless Flight
- Strength to stop planets
- Vision powers: telescopic, microscopic, x-ray, infra-red
- “Heat-vision” and fireball blasts from eyes
- Freezing breath
- Photographic memory
- Time travel
- Phasing through solid matter
- Absorbing energy from electrical sources
- Absorbing energy from the sun
A graphical analysis follows, with an explanation underneath
The chart above represents development of power levels of both God and Superman beginning in 1940, and extrapolated to predict trends up to 2030. Several features are worthy of note. First, note that God has had no substantial increase in Power Level during the time period analyzed. Supermans powers, on the other hand, have been increasing steadily. The largest gain in Power Level can be seen in 1980, which followed Supermans discovery of his ability to travel back in time, violating physics as we know it, and presumably requiring an infinite amount of energy. A reader also points out that in ‘93 Superman died and was resurrected, which Presumably indicates a large jump in power as well.
Using conservative estimates for the development of Supermans powers, we can see that they will exceed those of God by the year 2030 (if present trends are a reliable indicator.) By 2040, Superman will not only be omniscient and omnipresent, but will most likely be capable of altering the logical fabric of all existence.
- LEGAL DISCLAIMER:
The characters described in above chart are entirely fictional and are the intellectual property of DC comics and the church.
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