Numerous Tests Results
June 4, 2008 Posted by Al Castle
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Categories: Castle, Squirrels, TimeWaster
Tags: badass, cannibals, fighting, geek, kids
According to this test, I could take up to 29 five year olds in a fight. Provided I fight dirty, use them as a weapon, gouge out their little eyes, etc.
In this test we discover I’m only 75% geek. The other 25% is sex machine.
75% Geek
Most of my friends can feel somewhat safe. As there’s less than a 50% chance I’d eat you if I was starving.
44%
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i can beat up 20. (I prefer to save my energy to beat up 30+-year-olds.)
i’m 29 percent geek (71 percent AWESOME).
37 percent likely to eat my friends. (They probably taste disgusting anyway.)
[...] yeah. Twenty-nine five year olds I can take, but anything bigger than a raccoon is gonna kick my ass. I’m pretty sure I can [...]
How the heck can you beat up 20? You’re barely taller than a 5 yr old. I also think it’s 29 percent geek, 1 percent awesome, and 70 percent lobster.