The Hulk: More Powerful Than Superman
June 2, 2008 Posted by Al Castle
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This will probably be the first of many posts to address the misguided, fanboy, delusional belief that DC Comics Superman could defeat Marvel Comics The Incredible Hulk. This is a topic that has always bothered me and my friend Lauren Miller recently reminded me that this gross, almost religious denial of fact continues.
An excerpt from Wikipedia
The Hulk possesses the potential for limitless physical strength depending directly on his emotional state, particularly his anger.[32] This has been reflected in the repeated comment “The madder Hulk gets, the stronger Hulk gets.” His durability, healing, and endurance increase in relation to his temper.[33] The Hulk is also extremely resistant to most forms of injury or damage, including physical, psychic, environmental extremes, and is immune to disease and poisons. His powerful legs allow him to leap into lower Earth orbit or across continents.[34] He also has less commonly described powers, including abilities allowing him to “home in” to his place of origin in New Mexico, and to see and interact with astral forms. He has been shown to have both regenerative and adaptive healing abilities, including growing tissues to allow him to breathe underwater, surviving unprotected in space, and when injured, healing from almost any wound within seconds, including regenerating lost mass.
As Bruce Banner (and the Merged/Professor Hulk), he is considered one of the greatest minds on Earth. He has developed expertise in the fields of biology, chemistry, engineering, and physiology, and holds a Ph.D. in nuclear physics. He possesses “a mind so brilliant it cannot be measured on any known intelligence test”.[35]
The image ^ is from Incredible Hulk Vs Superman (1997) where the Hulk easily breaks the surprise hold Superman nabs him with and throws him into space.
So to summarize, the Hulks power (strength, durability & regeneration) is essentially unknown and possibly limitless. It’s important to note that magic, viruses, diseases, and psionics have no effect. He’s also the smartest man on the planet.
Let’s now take a look at this “Superman”.
Excerpt from Wikipedia.
As an influential archetype of the superhero genre, Superman possesses extraordinary powers, with the character traditionally described as “faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound”, a phrase coined by Jay Morton and first used in the Superman radio serials and Max Fleischer animated shorts of the 1940s[75] as well as the TV series of the 1950s. For most of his existence, Superman’s famous arsenal of powers has included flight, super-strength, invulnerability to non-magical attacks, super-speed, vision powers (including x-ray, heat, telescopic, infra-red, and microscopic vision), super-hearing, and super-breath, which enables him to freeze objects by blowing on them, as well as exert the propulsive force of high-speed winds.[76]
As originally conceived and presented in his early stories, Superman’s powers were relatively limited, consisting of superhuman strength that allowed him to lift a car over his head, run at amazing speeds and leap one-eighth of a mile, as well as incredibly tough skin that could be pierced by nothing less than an exploding artillery shell.[76] Siegel and Shuster compared his strength and leaping abilities to an ant and a grasshopper.[77]
….The extent of his powers peaked during the 1970s and 1980s to the point where various writers found it difficult to create suitable challenges for the character.
Superman began as essentially that, a super man. Overtime though Superman was so over inflated with God like powers that it became too ridiculous of a storyline to continue. Ultimately though this alien, (but a very human alien) is charged with power from our sun Sol. His power is then finite and not able to increase depending upon his mood. His use of this power in turn must then diminish it. Additionally he is highly susceptible to psionics, magic, several viruses and of course Kryptonite.
It is simply too unbelievable that this little man, with his silly underwear, cape and boots could possibly pose a problem for the intelligence and raw power of the Hulk.
They Work Harder Than You Do
February 1, 2008 Posted by Al Castle
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Loren Feldman from 1938 Media, has a video up from earlier last year, but I just now found it. It’s sort of a motivational, tough-love, speech about the American Dream. He also takes a moment to mention he hates Oprah - and I can’t argue with that.
Take a break and give it a listen - it’s pretty short.
Another Reason MySpace Sucks
January 31, 2008 Posted by Al Castle
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I’ve never liked MySpace. From a developer & user perspective - the interface, design, performance, “features”, you name it. I consider it a complete waste of bandwidth. The core concept isn’t bad, but the implementation and follow-thru I simply can’t condone.
That said, take a look at this piece, where alledgedly MySapce has no space for Atheists.
Social networking site, MySpace.com, panders to religious intolerants by deleting atheist users, groups and content.
Early this month, MySpace again deleted the Atheist and Agnostic Group (35,000 members). This deletion, due largely to complaints from people who find atheism offensive, marks the second time MySpace has canceled the group since November 2007.
I’m not interested in voicing my own beliefs or hearing about anyone else’s. I’m entirely content to let people do or believe what they wish to do so long as it doesn’t interfere with my own happiness. I find most religious beliefs (& sports, ugly people, foods with sour cream, short people, etc) personally offensive, so I avoid them. Had I stumbled upon a website, a TV show, or radio station that I did not care for its message - I move on and don’t come back. No one is forcing anyone to goto a web page, to read the contents and take a test afterwards.
I’m not clear on the legal issues without more definitive information, but it would seem that from a moral standpoint - unless this group violated the terms of service they should be allowed to exist right next to every other group.
I ask all of you who read my blog or otherwise find this page to join me in the public ridicule and denouncement of MySpace for it’s crimes against common sense (as it relates to it’s site structure) and should this article prove true, then doubly so. Delete your MySpace account and setup shop elsewhere. Your friends will follow.
Here’s a blog post which makes a few design points that I’m too lazy to articulate myself. http://www.moundalexis.com/tm/archives/000124.php
And the Angel of Death behind
January 30, 2008 Posted by Al Castle
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Post title in reference to the Sirat (Orange Catholic Bible) or As-Sirāt.
Currently Feeling: A mixture of relief and concern.
Currently Wishing: A friend will move back to town.
Currently Anticipating: Reading some new books a friend recommended.
Night Castle A Complete Bastard
January 30, 2008 Posted by Al Castle
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I’ve been trapped in my home for the last few days due to snow and the inability to get dressed. My reserves of smokes was depleted late last evening. Night Castle knew Morning Castle would want a cig, but he giggled and said, ‘not my problem’, as he lit up the last cigarette, around midnight. Those two have never gotten along.
In theory I could bundle up and try walking to the nearest gas station. Had Morning Castle been thinking properly, he would have just ordered some online or something last week. I can feel the craving inside, like a wild cat in a small cage, frantically pacing to get out. My jaws new natural state is to be painfully clenched.
Ironically I find all my lost lighters this morning too.
In any case I’m going into survival mode, which pretty much entails whinnying loudly like a lonely puppy.
An Outlook On Death
January 21, 2008 Posted by Al Castle
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A friend and I were talking about death and how upsetting it is for those of us left behind.
I told her I was kinda looking forward to the end of this life. Not that I want to go right now, but I don’t think it’s something to be afraid of. I said,
“Well on the one hand it could be something completely new and different. On the other it could just be nothingness and sweet oblivion is the ultimate nap.”
Nothing like a good nap.
Mmmm. Freshly Squeezed
January 6, 2008 Posted by Al Castle
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Eve Wants Root Access
December 31, 2007 Posted by Al Castle
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Jesus Always Gives The Best Presents
December 25, 2007 Posted by Al Castle
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7 Deadly Sins Matrix
December 19, 2007 Posted by Al Castle
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