Not So Much The Bad Ass
June 5, 2008 Posted by Al Castle
2comments Categories: Castle, Squirrels
Tags: badass, fighting, raccoon
So yeah. Twenty-nine five year olds I can take, but anything bigger than a raccoon is gonna kick my ass. I’m pretty sure I can take a large dog, but I’m pretty surprised that I have any chance with a shark. Considering I can barely keep my mega-bulk from sinking.
Numerous Tests Results
June 4, 2008 Posted by Al Castle
3comments Categories: Castle, Squirrels, TimeWaster
Tags: badass, cannibals, fighting, geek, kids
According to this test, I could take up to 29 five year olds in a fight. Provided I fight dirty, use them as a weapon, gouge out their little eyes, etc.
In this test we discover I’m only 75% geek. The other 25% is sex machine.
75% Geek
Most of my friends can feel somewhat safe. As there’s less than a 50% chance I’d eat you if I was starving.
44%
